saraoverlandfrost:

They’ve finally figured out their real target demographic. 

saraoverlandfrost:

They’ve finally figured out their real target demographic. 

(Source: stilinskisexual)

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"Why can’t I look like Marlon Brando?", the 16 year old asks as he pedals along slowly on his exercycle. 

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7 deadly sins. Put one in my ask.

  • Lust: Something that I find attractive.
  • Pride: Something that I like about myself.
  • Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
  • Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
  • Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
  • Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
  • Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

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Straight White Boy Problem #189

straightwhiteboyproblems:

I’m dressing up for a formal tonight but it’s really hot outside and I know I’m going to start sweating through this buttondown even tho I’m wearing an undershirt

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"I wish I could belt", the 16 year old male says as he tries to hit an Ab5 without making some God awful noise.

writingbox:

Protagonist: the central character tied into the main storyline. Their goals fuel the action and their own personal journey.

Antagonist: the character whose goals directly oppose those of the protagonist. They are not necessarily an ‘evil’ character or ‘the baddie’, but their…

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Oh, Ophelia, if only there was someone out there who loved you.
Hamlet (Act 3 Scene 1)

(Source: mylordhamlet)

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imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

(Source: becca-morley)

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  • JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
  • INTERVIEWER: Like what?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
  • INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
  • JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”

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