kaltlyn:

*hamlet voice* tbh or not tbh

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baconnnnnnn:

why are high school students in movies always 30 years old

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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf)

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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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theroyalorderofjazzhands:

Hey if you see a post about legit men’s issues like not whiny bitchy nonsense but actual men’s issues like about how men with eating disorders aren’t taken seriously or how male rape victims are ridiculed or something similar please do not make that post about woman’s issues. make a new post for women’s issues and site that post or something because those men’s issues are real and silenced and making the post about something else is adding to the issue. 

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Anonymous asked: Do you swallow?

jerkidiot:

how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot

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